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Question Demotivational Poster

~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

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spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...

IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:42 pm
At this store I worked we had ONE sign, in a CORNER, that read in LARGE, RED letters: "This Isle ONLY - everything 50% off." Every customer who came in thought we were going out business. Greet poster, btw. 5L
CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:44 am
When I worked at Burger King 10 years ago, once in awhile, someone actually would ask me if the Whopper and Whopper Jr. are two different size sammiches


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beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:05 pm
I have a room reserved in the asylum. lol Thanks for the comments. ;)
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:00 am
gold 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:50 pm
I asked that same question once; wound up in a hospital shortly thereafter. 5lions

I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am
Why did this Chicken cross the road?

WHY? -

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TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


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WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:26 am
Why so serious? Where's the lulz?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 3:14 pm
You can't spell "DREAMS" without "REAMS."
Greeny - April 20, 2011, 6:34 am
Very nice Steph!
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:16 pm
Nicely done steph1. 5L
alldayfighter - April 19, 2011, 5:41 pm
GySgt1811 - April 19, 2011, 4:12 pm
Well done! 5 great hopes!
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:19 pm
darn typos... I meant 5L
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:18 pm
%l, cool pic too


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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm
Uh... you dumped me remember???


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steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 12:00 am
If it came down to troops, it would be a draw. The red shirts are more vulnerable than kittens in an iron lung while the stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a death star.
stinger360 - July 31, 2012, 5:50 pm
Uh, not to be anal here, but that isn't Kirk's ship, it's Picard's....who would lose.
Titanpb - April 3, 2011, 2:48 pm
star trek < star wars
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
Photon torpedoes. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
Star Wars is the winner
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:01 pm
lol, great reference. In Wing, though, one shot from a Gundam could take out a whole damn space colony. Quatre did it. They were a tad overpowered in that series. lol
Zed - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:30 pm
There's no need to bicker, my fellow nerds, for we can all find common ground here. We can all agree that both vessels are equally inferior to Gundams.
bubbalou - January 3, 2010, 10:17 am
I know exactly who would win and the answer is quite obvious, if you think about it: Bruce Campbell. "The good, the bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:50 pm
In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:38 am
"Zed - December 4, 2009, 5:20 am It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a cla*s of Naval vessel, idiot." Comedy. A situation resulting when a fool calls someone an idiot. Lolol
Spangle - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Am I the only one who reckons it looks more like Voyager?
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:21 am
Sorry, "Star Destroyer", not "Sat Destroyer". Typo.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:20 am
It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a class of Naval vessel, idiot.
Me - November 5, 2009, 2:18 pm
The federation. They always win and the empire always loses.
BongoBongo - November 4, 2009, 6:41 pm
The empire would call in the super-class star destroyers. game over
snow - October 3, 2009, 1:52 am
i would think that the star destroyer would rape that ship any day
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:54 pm
The Federation have much better record
Logic Man - August 3, 2009, 1:25 pm
Vader would beat the borg, but Riker and I would destroy vader's empire!
Agent K - July 20, 2009, 4:45 pm
ansteve Vader would decimate the borg
Phelps - July 15, 2009, 5:18 am
Riker clearly stated in an episode that lasers of any kind couldn't even penetrate the navigation hull, even if they somehow got past the shields. And Q would never let his favorite captain die at the hands of a worthless enemy.
ansteve1 - June 1, 2009, 8:37 pm
didnt he reprogram the test? btw lets see vader take on the borg
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:40 am
Ahhhh, but just as Kirk is snaeky and will figure out how to beat it just like he figured out a way to win the "Kobayashi Maru" scenario at the Academy! AND he'll also get laid while doing it.
Baron von Tofurkey - May 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
ISN star destroyer possesses stronger weapons systems as mentioned, more efficient deflection systems, and anti matter projectors. Love the Big E, but she would lose badly in a head to head firefight, from a purely tactical perspective.
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am
besides the star destroyer has the name destroyer in its name, obviously thats not for nothing
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am
I think the star destroyer would win because those bad boys were built for firepower and kickin ass where as the enterprise was designed for exploration, even with the enterprises strong defensive weapons, the star destroyer would win.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 27, 2009, 11:40 pm
The Enterprise will win. The Enterprise works on science, while the star destroyer works on bureaucracy and magic, neither of which actually do anything. Besides, if it's the original, they have Spock, if Next Generation, they have Data. Suck it, Vader
LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 2:17 pm
He'll use the Schwartz!!!
Danny - March 27, 2009, 2:12 pm
This one is SO easy - none of them will win. Lone Starr will come in his Winnebago and kick both their asses!
Zephyram - March 27, 2009, 11:59 am
Obviously the advantage in both firepower and maneuverability goes to the Enterprise NCC1701D Hands down, not to mention advanced shielding. The lasers and projectile weapons on the star destroyer, would be like a pikeman taking on an M1 tank
Drenix - March 26, 2009, 6:33 am
Ozzie may play dead.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thank You Mr. Pirate. I rest my case.
ThePirate - March 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
Denny Crane has never lost
gawd - March 24, 2009, 11:05 pm
while vaders a nazi kurks fucked
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:01 pm
Marduke - No way! No tag backs! I said he was a Liberal first. Darth was very anti-bible and as for tyranny we only need look to Pennsylvania Avenue now. Kirk a punk? I'll now play the anti-semite card. You're just picking on him because he's Jewish.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 7:58 pm
They could do a barrel roll!!!
Sean - March 24, 2009, 7:40 pm
Damn. I wish I could have sex. But anywho ... here's what I don't get: whenever two or more space ships meet up in outer space, and kinda have a battle or something, they always have the same "up".
BuZZbomb - March 24, 2009, 7:19 pm
Who would win? While all of you debate this, I'm going to have sex!
Cubbybear - March 24, 2009, 7:02 pm
The Enterprise has Photon torpedoes...'NUFF SAID!
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
Mark, I wasn't going to go there, so if you must know, Darth Vader was obviously a right wing, bible thumping conservative from the south, hence the tyranny &amp; the incest. But he did turn to the good side (Liberal) just before he died + Kirk's a pu
Mark - March 24, 2009, 5:47 pm
Marduke - Gimme a break. No one kicks Captain Kirk's ass. He always wins eventually. Darth Vader was a Liberal Democrat control freak that let his kids (Luke and Leia) enter into an incestuous relationship.
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
The Star Destroyer has at least shields and better weapons, besides Vader would kick Kirk's ass.
Toussaint - March 24, 2009, 3:10 pm
The Enterprise has shield, weaponry and the maneuverability.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:31 pm
I disagree. The Starship Enterprise is real whereas the Star Destroyer is fictional.
Little Johnny - March 24, 2009, 9:40 am
This one's easy. If you compare the Star Destroyer to an Air Craft Carrier then the Enterprise would be the size of a Volks Wagon Bug. The Star Destroyer would only have to run into the Enterprise to win. No shots fired. Bug on windshield.

HELPING OTHERS - If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:46 pm
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:45 pm
Truly Demotivational, I like it!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 2:05 am
Ok.. Move along. Feel free to PM each other (you're welcome in advance)
Sean - August 23, 2011, 9:34 pm
Much better. Thanks. And Claude is NOT nothing, dammit! Sure he's easily confused, and there are the hygienne issues, but he's a good egg.
WTFO - August 23, 2011, 5:36 pm
Well then, to feed your narcisism...I'm deeply disappointed that you can be an atheist but not have the testicular fortitude to stand up and defend your strong convictions and deep belief of...um...er...oh yea, NOTHING! Better?
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:51 pm
Oh hey, I took no offence, but as a narcissist I take offence at NOT being singled out. Sheesh.
Sean - August 22, 2011, 8:49 pm
And peas be with you.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:16 pm
Wasn't pointing the finger specifically at you, Sean. You can find the kind of people I'm talking about on this site by their religion attacking posters.
WTFO - August 22, 2011, 5:14 pm
Claude bless you all.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 5:59 pm
The grace of Claude is a wonderful thing...Claude speed my brotha, Claude speed...
Sean - August 18, 2011, 3:43 pm
I just thank Claude. Sure it confuses the hell outta him, but most things do.
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 1:40 pm
Good point Airman! I see it as one of those "darn if you do, darn if you don't" kind of things...kinda like helping others.
Airman - August 18, 2011, 12:32 pm
but but... you have no one to thank on Fridays!
Feasibly - August 18, 2011, 10:43 am
Well 5aid WTFO...excellent poster too!
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:37 am
Now if I put that probability of non-existence too high, I am, as alleged, being arrogant. But I don't, so I'm not.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:36 am
Sorry, mistake there, it should read "With me it's a belief that ... probably doesn't/don't" Left out the most important word in the whole darn sentence. Sobriety sucks.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:34 am
I am willing to bet that most of them are pretty humble in their belief, willing to acknowledge that their "faith" is more hope than a claim as to what they know to be true.
Sean - August 18, 2011, 10:33 am
I can't say that I know, or even know of any atheists who claim to know that God doesn't exist. With me it's a belief that He/She/It/Them doesn't/don't. Nor have I read such a claim in anything by Dawkins, Hitchins, Dennett or Harris. As for believers,
WTFO - August 18, 2011, 12:46 am
Why would I pick a lane? From here I can poke holes in either theory without bias. Besides, it's completely arrogant for someone to claim they know the "truth" about something that is beyond the comprehension of humans (goes for athiests too).
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:39 pm
Agnostics ... sheesh. Pick a lane!
WTFO - August 16, 2011, 2:22 am
Religious theology is too much for me. However, I like the joke (regardless of how old it is). Amn, watch out because after the locusts comes the darkness and the death of the 1st borns. Just saying.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 5:48 pm
Stooooopid locusts. Always complicating things. Good point, Airman. Hope all is well with you -- locusts permitting, of course.
Airman - August 15, 2011, 5:46 pm
what do you expect when Locusts are involved. they complicate things
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:40 pm
So you're saying the Bible urges this dude to help himself to your stuff, instead of begging for it? That's some complicated theology in that there good book.
Sean - August 15, 2011, 4:37 pm
And also an old motifake, only the Christian thief stole a bicycle, if memory serves.
R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 11:30 am
I once asked God for a new car, then I remembered that God doesn't work like that...So I stole a new car and asked God for forgivenes5. I know, old joke, but it's funny! BTW, great poster!
WTFO - August 15, 2011, 1:27 am
Cloud, that's deep. Thanks, rerun. Sean, in case you forgot, I'm agnostic. However, I do remember the bible saying something to the effect that God helps those who help themselves.
Sean - August 14, 2011, 6:11 pm
Of course you can always ask your Jesus this question.
rerun - August 14, 2011, 8:36 am

Excellent poster WTFO
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:55 am
People who help others in their time of need will themselves get helped in their own time of need. For example, Willie Nelson was such a nice guy to his family and friends that they all showed up at the IRS auction, bought everything and gave it all back

TRICK QUESTION - Remember when they used to just offer you candy?

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Hawamleh - January 13, 2011, 5:36 pm
I would answer, at least I would have some company, human company.
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2011, 8:24 am
I'd agree Claire, yesterday was pretty nice.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:50 pm
The good ol' days...



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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm

QUESTION ? - What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa ? Santa stopped at 3 Ho's.

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing

IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad

STUPIDITY IS - ...when you have to ask "but is it a big dog or just a little one?"

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CloudchaserS - March 31, 2013, 12:16 pm
Also, "Is it a male dog or a female dog" after glancing at the picture

KIDS - Sometimes they ask the most awkward questions.

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MEDICAL ADVICES - If It's About An Important Matter Ask The Internet!

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realogic - February 4, 2013, 1:38 pm
Lol and like anything you or anyone else on this site "made" isn't stolen from the internet you twit. Literally 5% of the stuff on this site is possibly original, and even that I doubt.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:11 am
look what forseti found online! 1L


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Arrogant Knight - May 14, 2009, 12:32 am
5 lions, sir.
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
-Wow Haha:D funny,But its Reality/: Ughhhkkk!Boys Are Juss'Jerks(:
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:22 pm
Watch out...he's on a roll.
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:11 pm
5 Lions. Truly hilarious.

FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache


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Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:26 am
Nice Airman, and true! The'Internets' has everything! I saw it!
TheOne - May 12, 2011, 5:09 pm

ARE YOU A GOD? - You Better Damn Well Say Yes

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SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:04 pm
And I'd be telling nothing but the truth.

CAUSE OR EFFECT - Do obese women select skinny men so they can get more food, or do men get skinny because their fat women eat off their plates?

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WTFO - April 12, 2011, 12:04 am
Thanks, dg. But don't forget my name is wtfo. Take care,
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:11 pm
lol wtf

THE $100,000 QUESTION -

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:21 pm
Maybe the vitamin C is counteracting the B1...LoL
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
I Take It And I have No Fiends . Friends.
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:13 pm
I Take It And I have No Fiends .

He Said. . . She Said -

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MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L

Married Long Enough -

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


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Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:21 am
Nice. 5 Telephoto lenses


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QUESTIONS - We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I'm not impatient, but... Shouldn't I have some of the answers by now?

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:44 am
I went to Radio Shack with my questions, but they were completely befuddled.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:32 pm
Your posters make me never want to create another one of my lame posters.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 12:04 pm
True dat.
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 11:52 am
Philosophy: questions that may never be answered. Religion: answers that may never be questioned.

RELIGION - The other taboo

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Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!

COCA-COLA OR PEPSI - That Is The Question...

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:49 am
MAybe there's more on the rack.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:19 pm

lol....i loved dogs line. now THAT would have been a 5L.
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 7:17 pm
Who left the coke out? It's going flat.
TailsDoll - July 21, 2010, 3:16 pm
hahahaha yeahhhh pepsi :D!!
BrothaMax - July 21, 2010, 1:29 am
Pepsi. Hands down


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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking piercing…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?


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GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:00 pm
Not Really....But there are a couple of women I can say that about....$40 for a penicillan shot? ridiculous
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:21 pm
Alright.....I'm too drunk to p[ost.........hoorah?........roll me on my side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:19 pm
Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings in the rooms of her Ice water mansion, Michigan steams like A Young mans dreams...The islands and bays are for sportsmen....farther below! Lake Ontario, takes in what Lake Erie can send 'her.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:09 pm
Take it easy, Canada! Catcha later.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:08 pm
I gota go drop off my Thermodynamics lab. see ya guys later
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:06 pm
or, just use " Enter" ofr a C, huh Canada?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or maybe not. [email protected], back to the drawing board.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Canada, use a dollar-sign for the first letter-s "BADA$S". Substitute a < for the c in "MOTHERFU
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:57 pm

XMAS TIME - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache

Wrinkles -

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MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol

The Odd Couple -

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ipaprime - May 15, 2012, 2:23 am
those of us who like to annoy people. did that answer your question?



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gas - February 29, 2012, 4:32 pm
yeah that's the second phase (being the third one "I really love you guys" xD). thx carebear
carebear - February 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)


QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
Thanks Inspector!
TheSanityInspector - May 19, 2012, 5:53 pm


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PRECOCIOUS - ...And not in a good way. (If you don't get it, see #3)


Trust -

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mariand - September 17, 2013, 3:09 am
yeah...I'm so weak

MARRIAGE 101 - From now on all of your orders from her will be given in question form.

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robbidos - July 17, 2012, 12:58 am
LO5L some people wont get this

ANY QUESTIONS ? - The answer should be obvious. But if not give the facilities a try and the answer shall become plainly evident.

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HEY - Where Did Everybody Go??? It's Not Like I farted OUT LOUD Or Anything

DOES MY BUTT LOOK BIG IN THIS? - Abstinence is Bliss

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Muffy - July 17, 2011, 12:24 am
Good call, ag. Nothing wrong with some curves.
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I'd ditch that beer long before I'd ditch her.

STAND TALL - Homo-Erectus was never fully erect. Maybe he was nervous.

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:14 am
What a limp joke! :P I like it!!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:07 pm
or the w5ter was cold :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:16 pm
hahaha...or maybe he had no proper stimulation.

DUTY OR PLEASURE - Really now let's be serious, was there really ever any question ?

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SKEPTICISM? - Why do religious people Call you the devil When you show them God?

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Bah - October 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
Because son, it's a choice between that, being set free in five years, or a life of living off of our dollar. What would you do, little Timmie?
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
It would help weed out the fat cons. The skinny ones wouldn't eat as much plus you can stuff more into a single cell. Lowers the taxpayer burden!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:47 pm
Absufuckinlutely LD.
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't think we should sentence people to die. I DO believe sentencing them to tread water in a pool of sharks for 24 hours (for each victim they kill) is fine though...if they make it out then they can go into the general population at the local pen!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:37 pm
This poster is excellent Mr Ronsart. Anyone who says different is a worthless timmy. 5 Lions
spencer - August 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
wow way to use a kid to get the point. wait. kids ask all kinds of questions. Idiot. your opinion is fine just have a better argument than this bs.

CARDINALS - I had a drink of his tea next thing I knew my pants were around my knees.

QUESTIONS - Some are better left unanswered.

PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.

3 QUESTIONS - Have you found Jesus? So, uh, where was he hiding? Can I still have that jello shot?

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PROPER ADVERTISING - If only Farnsworth had used it in Cosmo

THE RIGHT QUESTION - Did you know that HE is a boy?

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Max - June 15, 2008, 4:45 pm
Once again, not fair. It should be female, it looks female enough. ;.;

QUESTION - Well what will it be?

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Hyshinara - May 8, 2009, 9:38 pm
A. Mermaid, duhr she's still got a head and hands, y'know... and she can probably actually breath out of the water...
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 1:37 pm
Sauce weathered that last exchange in a pretty nonplussed manner...he may fit in...
Fatty - January 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Sauce? - January 15, 2009, 1:25 pm
Anyway what is the source of this image?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Here at motifake, we have our own sort of lingo, much of it derived from specific posters or certain events that have transpired, but you can pretty much count on most of us not caring or wanting to know anything about /b/ or anything-chan.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 7:49 am
So THAT explains why we don't know. WHOOOSH you're not on fucking 4chan Timmy. MWLF we're just not white and nerdy enough I guess...although I was going to say "tartar" in case you were wondering.
Sauce? - January 15, 2009, 2:11 am
Wooosh When someone ask for the sauce it's 4chan lingo for asking the source of the picture.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:12 am
If you're going on about how to fuck what kind of mermaid, it's sort of rude to the mermaid to bring up sauce, unless she's, ya know, into that kind of thing.
Sauce? - January 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
What's the sauce of this image?
Wolfie - December 4, 2008, 1:59 am
Hey cuddlyfuz, beeing a girl that's exactly the half you'll have any use for ;)
Wolfie - December 4, 2008, 1:59 am
Hey cuddlyfuz, beeing a girl that+s exactly the half you'll have any use for ;)
lucas - November 23, 2008, 5:39 pm
id still fuck the lower fish half anyway
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 5:14 pm
You guys are STRANGE! How about a THREESOME? Then, you have BOTH HUMAN HALVES. Once again, I've had to bail your asses out...
Amaterasu - November 17, 2008, 8:45 am
And boobs too!
deeNose - October 24, 2008, 7:10 am
Seriously, people...... #3 You can't talk with her if she's a fish. #2 Hands are necessary for cooking #1 I just evaded the gay test --- she has a mouth
Cuddlyfuz - September 4, 2008, 8:54 pm
uhhmmmm... i agree with ninja... but im a girl so i dont count....
Ummm - August 21, 2008, 2:00 am
thehattinninja...I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure you just failed a gay test.
Ummm - August 21, 2008, 2:00 am
thehattinninja...I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure you just failed a gay test.
thehattinninja - August 21, 2008, 1:05 am
i would go with the top being human, at least then you could talk to some one.
KiLLeR_friend - August 1, 2008, 5:42 pm
It would work with the bottom being human, but I would need a huge paper bag...
TigerKid - July 7, 2008, 12:43 am
Doesn't matter. Both stink like fish.
Shtoink - July 7, 2008, 12:40 am
i choose boobies and the mouth!

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GaryO - September 22, 2013, 9:38 am
Thank you, Sir Bobb.
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:38 am
A heartwarming 5/F
GaryO - September 21, 2013, 8:09 pm
Thank you, Sir Mao
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:39 pm
And You Don't Get Them To Often . 5 L Good One GaryO.

Cynical -

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?

indisputable -

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chickenlittle - June 20, 2014, 10:09 am
thanks Greeny and RL! :)
Greeny - June 19, 2014, 8:55 am
Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am

these just keep getting better and better

And So It Starts -

Why...Huh? -

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MissPriss - July 12, 2014, 7:23 pm
& his mom's leotards under them...thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - July 12, 2014, 2:58 pm
Irrational behavior. What can one expect from a guy who wears his underpants on the outside? L L L L L

Relationship Advice -

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kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:54 pm
B-b-b-but, he's not 21.

was it good for you? -

Blinded -

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Reality Lord - April 24, 2014, 9:22 am

real nice

Huh? -

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:05 pm
:) Thanks.
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 12:59 am

Inquiring Minds -

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curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:13 pm
Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 2:42 pm
Epic! 5 pokes.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:36 am
OMG! You two are a riot! X-D
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 1:05 pm
Those hazmat puusssies…heh, they didn’t even need a match..…..looks like the cops are onto my ploy. Got weary of scaring small children and old men anyway. OK, I declare it to be laundry day…now where is that woman.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 pm

The EPA stopped by and burned all your pants...Hazardous waste and all that...Besides, according to you, unlike GULLIVER, you haven't been using them.BTW, just an FYI, it is incredibly difficult to take a nekkid person into custody. Just so you know.
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:30 pm
Now, where’s my pants, I’ve got to the bathroom (makes no sense at all)
GaryO - February 2, 2014, 12:28 pm
Vernon, it has been said that one actually has to have pants on in order to take them off…………my immediate enigma is trying to figger out how you got so old, bein’ the dull crayon an’ all. Please do yer best to keep pace.
lgvernon - February 2, 2014, 12:46 am

Are you telling us all that you take your pants off at the urinal? How many times have you been arrested? Or beaten to a pulp? The two are sometimes not mutually exclusive, but for the purposes of this discussion...
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:33 pm
Now you wimin, you guys tend to hide, hide what you don’t got in the first place. Sittin’ there in yer private booths, bein’ all careful and quiet. And that’s why wimin are cats and men are dawgs.
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 10:32 pm
Uh, Vernon, can’t be helped. Men have a habit of comparing ‘things’…. since birth. That’s why there are urinals.
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:12 pm

Hmmm~~I suppose I must bow to your OBVIOUSLY superior knowledge about whether men (other than yourself, of course) are wearing pants. You must have A LOT of experience.~~;)
GaryO - February 1, 2014, 12:12 am
Well Vernon, I beg to differ. It appears the lilliputz took his fancy bloomers off and tied him up with ‘em. THAT…is all. Whew, tired now. Somebody fetch me mah slippers….and pants.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:15 am

Hey~~Trained Observers~~Compare the color of his face with the color of his pants. He's wearin' pants with a floral pattern down the sides. It's Gulliver, you dimmies!! Gulliver in Liliput. And he would never go without pants. That is all~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 11:03 am
That's what I thought, too! Also looks like he has a floral looking guarder belt. X-D
lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 8:44 pm

Well, I soitenly hope so...
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:42 pm
Vernon. Does….yer guy there……have……no pants on?

Marbles -

Dear Child -

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EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 3:10 pm
After all, God's an alien. Of course his sense of humor is a little different!
alanp1 - July 2, 2014, 12:16 pm
As Abe Lincoln said, "They would come in handy if he were to have a child."


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lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 1:24 pm

Hmmmm~~You must have been watching rerun. He gets that a lot.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 1:23 pm
Uh, no…I’m just blown over, on my belly, peering w-a-a-a-y ahead, wondering ‘what-th-phukk wzzat’
lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 12:08 pm

Pffffft!~No wonder you fall down when you run~~you're looking over your shoulder.
GaryO - August 20, 2013, 10:50 pm
See what creativity begets? Damm, Vernon, always the next hurdle…gettin’ tired just watchin’ you run.

Unwanted Questions -

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BLASPHEMOUS ADVICE - Young ladies, the first question you should always ask on eHarmony is ...

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"Quick Questions" Are Never Quick -


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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...

Fracking -

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falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 10:11 pm
In all seriousness, this is sick. Purely sick. How could these families agree to these atrocious gag orders?
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 9:11 am
Wy, yes…..yes I do. Best frack ever!



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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:34 am
The joke still works for me, Haar. E6. Let's say the throw from shortstop was a little high...
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:29 am
Just call me E3 for error, first base.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:56 pm
You rang?
Haarakkon - February 19, 2010, 10:55 pm
Witless, rusty and tired (apparently).
spacedog - February 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Holy! It's a Haar sighting. How you doing?
Haarakkon - February 19, 2010, 10:18 pm
Well, it was supposed to be "WTF", but I guess I relayed it horribly. Sigh... Oh well.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:13 pm
It's like a scantron test... do I use a #2 pencil to mark in the days I want to work?

HMMMMMM.... - Which one's the dog?

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Silverheart - January 5, 2013, 4:32 pm

They must all have the same stylist.


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BoneCD - September 26, 2009, 8:24 am
Thanks MrR
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:12 am
Bone you and Sean are honestly my favorite creators on here.


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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:40 am
Hey Deltabob...send your better half in for a sleep study, I think you'll find he has sleep apnea. It's what lead to my first heart attack when I was 40. There is an easy fix too!
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Wow didn,t think of that one...and of course, my wife agrees with you. *cough, cough*, coughs over farts. thx Mr. MWLF!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:50 pm
and the farting. That's gotta be at least as bad.
Derek - October 20, 2009, 5:06 pm
Because they're HUNGRY.

SCHOOL VIOLENCE - I wouldn't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner... and we used to write essays like "What i'm going to be if I grow up"

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440wakeup - March 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
My school was so stuff, they'd check is for guns at the door, if you didn't have one....they'd issue you one. You cant goto math without a 9mm you crazy.

QUESTIONS - Were you born stupid, or just choose to be?

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.

REINCARNATION - Do you believe in reincarnation?

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WHO? - It's Okay, We Don't Know Either....

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CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 6:27 pm
I love The Who!
Derek - April 15, 2009, 11:03 pm
Anonymous - December 21, 2008, 4:36 pm
Ah, cool. CSI is on...
Charles - December 21, 2008, 2:35 pm

Rheotircal Questions -

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Who, Me? - June 24, 2008, 7:44 pm
--out the Atkins diet -- she's probably made the diet rounds so to speak). That's how I meant it -- whether it's funny or not is a separate issue.
Who, Me? - June 24, 2008, 7:44 pm
Hey, I dig what you're saying here, including your use of "ironic" in it's colloquial sense, but a question can be rhetorical if the circumstances in which it is asked clearly admit of only one answer (here it is highly unlikely that she knows nothing abo
KP - June 24, 2008, 5:28 pm
Rhetorical questions are ones that do not require an answer. The word you are looking for here is IRONIC.


Only You -

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MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm
awww, yeaaaaah